Boys boys boys. While I appreciate all of your compliments, some of you really need to learn a thing or two before you open your mouths. I mean this in the kindest way possible. If you’re going to compliment me on something other than my T&A, take your eyes off of my T&A for a second and think!

These are not butterflies dude. I know my butt cheeks are distracting, but c’mon. Didn’t you learn your shapes in grade school?

I don’t have butterflies on the back of my fucking thighs.

Example number two.  This is not a cat woman costume.  I can kind of see how you’d make the comparison.  Tight black latex,  the mask,  the overall sluttiness.   Take your eyes off my titties for a second and you’ll see that there’s spikes on top of my head, not cat ears.  Did Catwoman wear dino spikes?  I admit, this made me giggle. ^_^  Women are usually much more detail oriented than men.  Sometimes I think I should take advantage, and stop putting so much effort into my shoots.

This is not a cat woman outfit.

Example number three.  Comparing a woman to a celebrity will not always get you on her good side.  I am so very very tired of being told I look like Angelina Jolie.  I admit it was flattering initially, and it’s better than being compared to the obese lady with the mustache that works at Wal Mart (no offense Bertha).  I realize I my features may resemble Miss Jolie, but I like to think I look like myself.  When guys enter my chat with a greeting that goes something like this, “OH MY GOD ANGELINA JOLIE ON CAM?!!” I don’t find it clever or amusing.  I get that 10 times a day when I’m camming.

Folks go as far to say I had plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie, or I’m a Megan Fox wannabe, or I copy Katy Perry’s style.  All equally ignorant statements coming from those who find their culture in a People magazine.  I’m naturally brunette, I don’t wear colored contacts, my face has never been touched with a scalpel or needle, and I definitely am not a fan of today’s pop music.  To be honest, I pay very little attention to music or media at all.  My style is inspired by other models or photographers at times, or celebrities who are considered iconic.  I definitely don’t take lessons from a woman who appeals to the ‘tween audience, and in my opinion she borrows her style from women who were considered innovative like 10-20 years ago.  She’s not doing anything new, or maybe something new in comparison to Britney Spears.

All of these women are attractive, and I won’t stab your eyeballs out if you’re the five billionth person to say I resemble them.  However, I don’t aspire to be them in any way and I’m appreciative of people who like me for being me.

I could go on and on with examples, but I won’t drag this out.  I’m sure some of you will find this post insulting, call me bitter, bitchy and use it as material to further insult me in the future.  The people who know me better will find it amusing and see it for what it is.  I love boys, even if they say silly clueless things to girls sometimes.  I’m just being honest.  Besides, I have to blog about something other than how much I adore masturbating on cam.