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Men are good for something. . . .

To appropriately identify a new species you must poke it with a stick, invade it’s orifices, and pour carbonated beverages on it. Repeat if necessary.

One of my favorite apps.  It’s free, it’s basic, and it’s an easy way to add instant facial hair.

A VioletErotica forum tradition. Only the very brave and/or deranged will find these images wankable.

Gotta appreciate how they censored the oral penetration, otherwise we might be offended.

Last month, I got a new tattoo.  It’s partially a cover up, because I’m a dipshit who got a shitty tattoo when I was 14.  I was an even bigger dipshit a few years ago, when I got drunk and had it covered with yet another shitty tattoo at a party. But that’s another story. . .

Anyway I had it covered again, and expanded into a sugar skull piece around my hip.  It’s healed since, but it lost some color.  It happens, and I don’t hold ink so well it seems.  The old tattoo is coming through a bit.  So I’m having it touched up this week.  I’ll most likely add on to it, but I’m not quite sure what to do.  I’m thinking I’ll work my way down the side of my thigh.

Any ideas?  What do you like to see on tattooed ladies?  If you don’t like tattoos, kindly keep your comments to yourself.  Or I’ll rape you with a baseball bat. (>_<)○——(^o^)○

With 30,000,000+ views on YouTube, I’m sure a lot of you have seen this already.  I had to post it anyhow, because it’s hilarious. Poor kid! Just watch.