Have you been searching high and low for a bacon themed fart machine?!!  Look no further.  Bacon Farts has just what you’ve been looking for.

Seriously, I love this app.  I downloaded the free version a couple of days ago, and I’ve been in fart sound heaven ever since!  Their mascot is pretty adorable, and you have to appreciate the creative flatulent names.  Select from a list of 20 something various toots.  ”Swine Flu” to “Wet Bacon” to “Meat Candy”.  Fun stuff.

My homegirl Gisele shared this with me.  It’s so true.  Ladies beware of the menz with rapist glasses!

This is sure to wake your senses.  Sadly Burtabu-Chan has been cancelled.

A healthy dose of kitty cuteness.  I love my Grim.♡♡♡

I like my feet.  Size 7,  funny long toes, and always perfectly pedicured.  I love a good foot massage.  Suck my toes and I will melt!!  Maybe a little odd to most people, but that’s ok.  I know there are plenty of men who appreciate a girl like me.  (*^^*)♡

Meat Baby.  For cannibals who prefer to abide by the law.  Pussies.