I’m a big fan of True Blood.  Sure it’s corny, sure the acting is questionable at times, but the dramatic soap opera like antics are part of what makes the series so addictive.  I’ll probably never stop watching, no matter how bad it gets.  Although the latest episode was a bit much even for an avid fan like myself. . .

Was that really necessary?!  The whole head twisting thing resembled a cheap horror film.  It wasn’t sexy, it wasn’t scary, it was just plain weird.  The music in this clip made me L-O-L though. Can’t wait to see how they’ll follow up that ending this Sunday.

Last night I had wacky string of dreams that included the ocean, a mile long buffet,  and a lot of critters.  The most memorable being two baboons.  They were angry, toothy and rude, but they were my friends.  They did my dirty work.  *plots*

Who in their right mind could pass on this enticing opportunity?!  I dare you to call.

What. The. Fuck.

These animal hybrid creations would be horrifying in reality, but the pics are pretty darn cute. (^｡^)  Yes, I said cute.  Although I’m not sure I’d share a bed with them.

So I’m not really Iron Man, but I had a very intimate moment with his likeness.  I believe the term for this moment is plushophilia. I mean, I pretty much raped the thing with and suffocated it with my ass.  Blame it on my massive crush on Robert Downey Jr.

Boredom + phone camera