Did I mention how excited I am to kick off this new blog? Yeeeee haaww!

Have you been searching high and low for a bacon themed fart machine?!!  Look no further.  Bacon Farts has just what you’ve been looking for.

Seriously, I love this app.  I downloaded the free version a couple of days ago, and I’ve been in fart sound heaven ever since!  Their mascot is pretty adorable, and you have to appreciate the creative flatulent names.  Select from a list of 20 something various toots.  ”Swine Flu” to “Wet Bacon” to “Meat Candy”.  Fun stuff.

My homegirl Gisele shared this with me.  It’s so true.  Ladies beware of the menz with rapist glasses!

This is sure to wake your senses.  Sadly Burtabu-Chan has been cancelled.

Meat Baby.  For cannibals who prefer to abide by the law.  Pussies.

But I like Weird Al Yankovic alright!